Spider-Man – New Generation : A Very Spidey Christmas !

1, 2, 3… Tous en chœur ! Le vrai-faux mini-album ‘A Very Spidey Christmas’ sortira demain, vendredi 21 décembre, sur les plateformes digitales. (On espère que Peter Parker touchera ses royalties !) Cette brève musicale est bien sûr l’occasion de poster un message pas du tout subliminal : filez voir Spider-Man : New Generation, ça dépote grave !

Dans un style visuel révolutionnaire, Phil Lord et Chris Miller, les créateurs de La grande aventure LEGO et de 21 Jump Street, unissent leurs exceptionnels talents pour nous offrir une vision inédite d’un nouvel Univers Spider-Man. Spider-Man : New Generation présente Miles Morales, un adolescent vivant à Brooklyn, et révèle les possibilités illimitées du Spider-Verse, un univers où plus d’un peut porter le masque…

Spidey-Bells (A Hero’s Lament) par Chris Pine / paroles via Genius :

Oh, Spidey-Bells, Spidey-Bells
Swinging through Midtown
Oh what fun to sling a web
And take the bad guys down
Spidey-Bells, Spidey-Bells
Quipping all the time
Oh, what fun to swing around
New York while fighting crime

Thwipping through the streets
Of New York every night
Wrapping bad guys up
In my web so tight
Crawling up the walls
Making villains fight
What fun to make the holidays
Free from crime tonight

Oh, Spider-Bells, Goblin smells
Vulture laid an egg
Spider-Buggy blew a tire
Venom got away, hey
Spidey-Bells, Spidey-Bells
Swinging all the way
Oh what fun it is to fight
The bad guys every night

Swinging through the streets
A web of spider silk
Kicking all the butts
Of villains and their ilk
Bombs from goblins fling (Fling!)
Pumpkins burning bright (Bright!)
How hard it is to consistently bring
Peace to New York all night

Oh, Spidey-Bells, might be swell
To do more than fight crime
I got a lotta qualities that don’t get much air time
I can sing, I can dance
I tell jokes, I act
I get big, big…big deal, my agent call me back

Why did I agree to do this stupid song?
I have a degree in Chemical Engineering
I thought it would be fun
To show this side of me
But now I feel it lacks
Artistic integrity

Oh, Spidey-Bells, Spidey-Bells
Is this who I’ve become?
Selling out my good name for an impulse buy
How dumb
Oh, Spidey-Bells
Spidey-Bells
I’m filled with deep regret
I’m cancelling this song’s release
For the press
I get

Oh, Spidey-Bells, Spidey-Bells
Swinging through Midtown
Oh what fun to sling a web
And take the bad guys down

‘Deck the Halls’ par Jake Johnson / paroles via Genius :

Alright guys, let’s just do this nice
I’m really hungry for lunch
And I smelled baked cheese
Oh, we’re recording

Well, hello, friends
I hope you’re havin’ a great holiday season
I know I am
You know, this song is very dear to my heart
I’m sure you’ll recognize it but the lyrics are not very good
And so, we fixed that

Deck the hall with bound of villains
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
‘Tis the season to save millions
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Don we now our super [?]
[?] la, la, la, la!
Troll the heck out of The Prowler
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Jimmy, keep it goin’ a little bit
Just keep ticklin’ those keys
I’m gonna do a little crowd order
Hey, everybody
Anybody here have I saved?
Have I saved anybody here?
Raise your hand if I’ve saved you
Nobody?
Anybody know anybody I’ve saved raised your hand?
No?
Great
Well, that’s my point
We all have to save each other
Am I right?
Especially on these holiday seasons
Save us from the eggnog I’d tease
Jimmy, let’s get back into it
This is a dead room

See the blazing fires that are before us
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Along with the silk from the Spider-Friends chorus
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Follow me in amazing measure
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Save the Beatle’s power-boosted treasure

How are you guys doin’?
You havin’ fun?
Oh, I’m havin’ a great time too
Just been swingin’ around and savin’ lives, doin’ what I do
Ladies and gentlemen, a dear friend of mine is here
She’s not gonna sing and she doesn’t know I’m about to do this but Mary Jane Parker, everybody!
Round of applause
Really not happy about that?
Okay
Promised I wouldn’t do it
Got caught up in the moment
Caught up in the spotlight
Let’s get back into the song

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Sing we joyous spiders together
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Our future adventures are sure to be better
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

One take!
What’d I tell ya?!

Spider-Man : New Generation de Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey et Rodney Rothman est sorti en France le 12 décembre 2018, avec Shameik Moore (Miles Morales/Ultimate Spider-Man), Jake Johnson (Peter Parker/Spider-Man), Hailee Steinfeld (Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen), Mahershala Ali (Aaron Davis), Brian Tyree Henry (Jefferson Davis), Luna Lauren Velez (Rio Morales), Lily Tomlin (Tante May) et Liev Schreiber (Wilson Fisk/le Caïd).